How Not to Get a Job: Don't Get Hired

In How Not to Get Hired, The Admiral tells what happens when Mr. Candidate confuses politeness and "business protocol".

Picture it... a job interview. In some ways, this guy isn't well-suited for the job. It's a position for someone right out of college. This guy is 40. The company passes on another candidate that profusely sweated during the portion of the interview where he was asked to write.

So, the interview was a week ago. They call him up to see if he was interested in working.

"Hi. We're calling to see if you're interested in working here?"

Hilarity ensues. See the full post for the results.